stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she smelled like a LAN party
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Randomize
