I want to walk on stilts...naked
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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