I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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