Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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