You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
