he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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