He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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