Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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