Me too!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Can you bring me the toilet please
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
