Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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