why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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