The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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