nut hugger
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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