K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Randomize