let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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