I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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