glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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