I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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