of course. lets lasso hookers.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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