is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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