Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
vagina is talking i cant
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
