Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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