Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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