Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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