Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
My life is pants optional.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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