hotel room ftw
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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