No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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