i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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