At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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