Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
the raccoons are back...
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