they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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