How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
