Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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