He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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