my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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