Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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