I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
