Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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