This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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