Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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