either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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