Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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