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(616): View more from Michigan

STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?

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(905): View more from Toronto

you alive?

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ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin

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(586): View more from Michigan

just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall

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(816): View more from Missouri

My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.

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(478): View more from Georgia

She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks

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(778): View more from British Columbia

working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?

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(913): View more from Kansas

There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night

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