Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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