I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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