Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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