That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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