She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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