you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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