Whoa Z and x make the same sound
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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