This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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