i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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