and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You work out of a Hotel?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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