She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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