Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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